Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Magical Saddam Stench

Hey, far-laughed, eh-hem, far-left, stop using the Iraq war jab. Wouldn't you agree Saddam gained his power through lies and deception?
Saddam brought it on himself by deceiving everyone around him that he did have the weapons. Maybe congratulations are in order since his reaches fooled even us.



The excuse is over.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Apple is, well...bad.

Somebody asked me why I didn't like Apple and it clicked. The mindset of the entire company.
I was in an Apple store with a broken iPod. The manager of the store, ya know, the person that has worked there long & well enough to represent the company in the best light? The manager says to me: "You actually took the time to read the warranty?"
What? I take pride in knowing what's happening. Being ruled by Apple is where it's at. I like being served by the companies I buy from. That doesn't include, well...Apple.

PS Open source is where it's going. Google "open source" before you buy a kind of software. Any kind.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Necessary Liberal, Not Evil

I've always had trouble understanding why liberals exist so here, I'm giving it a shot.
Allow me to begin by using basketball.
If I can make a shot from a particular spot on the court, I'm not going to change anything about that shot because it's simple and it's complete. I'm gonna call that conservative.
Now, let's say another spot is giving me trouble. In the spirit of getting it right, I'm gonna try something outlandish or new to make the shot! That is what I'm calling liberal. Obviously using the conservative shot on the tricky spot will not work.
Some of you are calling for lib-o-cide and that's criminal.
A new way of thinking about any recent craziness and anything else conservatives are unhappy with is to just let the liberals implode. Too-far libs that continue trying failed procedure are rightfully branded insane and the ones that don't are better for the cause.
I'm a conservative and laziness gets the better of me.

I always thought this was a bumper-sticker

An interesting website, Folk Art From The Harbor, wants me to submit stencils, I think. I think I win something or something but the girl running the show will be reading this so in the interest of getting it over with, here's my stencil!


Note to anybody, I'm not sure what a stencil is but really looking forward to getting the definition from somebody...